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sighconic:

this conversation changed me

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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